Quotes From Kindergartners!

Being a Kindergarten teacher is a rewarding, challenging, entertaining, and exhausting job, but I love it! Everyday is different, and everyday comes with an enormous amount of hilarious quotes. Sometimes I wish I could just sit and listen to them talk all day long and not worry about teaching. Let's be honest, some days that's all I do! When I first started teaching, I started to write the funny quotes down, because I was determined to write a book someday. Maybe I still will! Here are a few of my favorites from this school year:

* Student #4 loves to sing. One day when we were getting ready to go home, he randomly starting singing, "Smack that, get on the floor, Smack that, I want some more!" Another day we belted out, "I knew you were trouble when you walked in!"

*Student #9 loves the gangnam style dance. There is not a day that goes by where he is not doing that dance down the whole hallway. He also thinks it's hilarious to smack his butt with both hands and jump up and down.

* Student #15 told me one day last week that she really wants a horse for Christmas. I told her that a horse needs a lot of room and I asked her where she would put it? She replied, "Well, we can just move the garage."

*Student #5 cannot says his T's, so all day long when he has a question he says, "Ms. Ucker?"

* I noticed that Student #3 had his pants on backwards so I approached him in the hallway on our way to the restroom. I told him to take them all the way off and put them on the right way. He preceded to drop his pants right in the middle of the hallway.

*Student #8 is hilarious. I have many quotes from him. He was telling me that his family stayed in a hotel for the weekend and he got to sleep in a big bed while his dad slept on the floor. I asked how did you manage that? He replied, "Only I paid my dad like $900." The same student was showing me his hat that his grandma knit for him. I said, "What a talented lady!" He then whispered to me, "Only she's pretty old." I asked, "How old?" He replied, "Like 25." I overhead this same student tell his classmates at his table, "You guys, I heard on TV that there is this astronaut that is falling from the sky at like 29 feet." To which all of them replied, "Ohhhh!"

Stay tuned, I'm sure there will be plenty more!

Nannie Came to Babysit!

Nannie came up for the weekend to babysit Bryce so Shane and I could go out for a night!

Oh hey Mommy!

Oh hey Daddy!

Watching Nannie open my Valentine's present!

Oh it's Woody!

Let me chew on it a little!

This is how Shane feels about date night!

What a goof!

 

Much better

Dad, can you get me out of this baby jail?

Busy Boy!

Bryce is only still when he is sleeping! He is such a busy boy!

Who dressed me in outfit? Oh that's right, my daddy!

All this playing is wearing me out!

 

I'm tryig to watch sports here, can you please keep it down?

 

Chew, chew chew

Does anybody else sweat this much when they play basketball?

Oh wait, it's probably drool! Yep, it's drool!

Whoa, can you please put my clothes back on?

Happy Valentine's Day!

Bryce celebrated his first Valentine's Day by wearing his super cute new outfit. Well he wore the shirt, the pants were way too big! He got some adorable valentine cards, fruit snacks, and two stuffed animals from his friends at daycare.

What a little stud!

I just love that little face!

6 Months Old!

Bryce was six months old yesterday! We had a hard time coming up with new ideas for his "I can" board. He hasn't really done anything that great since last month. When I went to put the board next to Bryce, my hand must have rubbed off the letter n. It is suppose to say "look for fallen objects." At his six month appointment today he weighed 15 lbs and 12 oz. and 26 1/2 inches long. He giggled at the cute nurse while she was taking his heartbeat and barely cried when he got his two shots.

Hmm let me think, "Am I 6 months old today?"

Here we are another month gone by

 

I'm still a happy baby!

Well, most of the time

I'm just gonna relax here in daddy's chair. Can somebody get me some milk?

Whoa, close up!

Whoa too far, a little help here!

Daddy's Photo Shoot

One week ago Shane used a sick day to stay home with our little boy because he had to be fever free for 24 hours. When I got home, I was putting my things away and noticed the camera was sitting out on the kitchen table. I asked if he took some pictures and he replied with a simple, "Yes." I started to browse through the pictures and began to giggle. This is what I saw:

I think my little sick boy is feeling better!

Always has drool!

I palm it like this dad?

This one really made me laugh!

 

Can I just chew on it?

                                          

 

Can we be done now dad?

 

Eating Machine!

Bryce has now tried rice cereal, oatmeal, sweet potatoes, squash, and bananas. He loves it all! He is such a good little eater, now that he is finally feeling better. His fever lasted 4 days, and a long four days it was! Good thing we had nothing planned for the weekend, because taking care of him was all we did. I stayed home with him on Monday and Shane stayed home with him on Tuesday. His fever was gone by Tuesday, but we kept him  home from the sitters one more day just to make sure he was back to 100%. Daddy and Bryce had a fun day on Tuesday with some great pictures to prove it! Stay tuned for a future post!

This was one of the first times we gave him oatmeal. It's not quite as messy when he eats now.

I have to hold his hand because he will try to help

 

Helping mommy upload pictures